2004 in a Russia "village"

2004 Back in Russia

On this trip, I went to my wife’s home town. Prochlodney. It is in southern Russia, about 75 miles from the Chechnya border. She had described her home as being in a “village” so I was surprised to find a small city of perhaps 100,000 inhabitants. However, each of the suburbs is a lot like a small old village.

Easy test #1.

Given the following facts.

1. The light switches on Russian bathrooms and toilets are on the outside of the room.

2. Most Russian bathroom doors do not have handles. They have a sliding lock of each side of the door.

3. The lock on the outside keeps the door closed normally. When you are inside, a different slider keeps it closed while you are using it.

What, therefore, it the favorite game to play when your little sister or brother is sitting on the toilet? Anyone miss this one?

Things have changed a lot in the time I was gone. The most noticeable change is in the stores. In old Russia, everyone in retail business was a full time, professional, practiced jackass. This was because of the way retail business ran. There was lots of worthless money around, but nothing to buy with it. If your store had any product, people would line up and beg for it. On the other hand, as a clerk, your could not be fired, and could not get a raise. Outside of the store, your life was a miserable drunken tapestry of standing in line in other stores to get stuff from other surly clerks. So the only fun you had, the only self satisfaction you had, was to be a surly jackass to everyone who came it. It was petty, but it was the best thing you had going.

Half of the stores and businesses still run that way. At a kiosk near our apartment, I yelled through the tiny window for chips and pointed at the plain Lays chips in the window. The clerk threw a bag of barbeque chips though the window and banged on the counter for her money. She was very angry when I would not take the chips that I hated and said sarcastic things that I am rather glad to be unable to translate.

On the other hand, a wise and now prosperous Chechnyan has made a deal with the city to put convenience stores at most of the bus stops. He builds a nice brick awning for the passengers to wait under, and a small brick store at each busy stop. The store is like a tiny, tiny 7-11. You walk inside instead of yelling through a window and the clerk behind the counter does her smiling best to get you what you want. When the clerk at the local store found out that there was an American coke drinker living nearby, she even ordered extra diet coke for the shelves.

The place is busy. The nearby kiosk is not. (later note: the kiosk closed before I left Prochlodney a month later and the nasty clerk probably still can’t figure out why she lost her job.)

However, my letters have gotten longer in part because there is NOTHING ELSE TO DO in Prochlodney. I am in the middle of damned near nowhere. I now understand why my mother in law goes to the bazaar every day. I thought it was just because Russians have always done that. With little or no refrigeration in the old days and small spaces to store stuff in, women here have always shopped often. Now I think it is because the bazaar is the major entertainment in town. I have started to find excuses to go haggle about the price of apples!

Anyway, feel free to put off reading this letter until you have a lot of free time – or just delete it. I have had too much time to write letters.

I have been working hard at understanding the one major question that fascinated me before I got here. In the former Soviet block, the average income per person is only $200 per month. Here in the outlands, the average is about half of that. The question is “How do they do that?” How do you live with two children and less than $400 per month – a lot less if you are a doctor.

In my mind, this is compounded by the “Victor” problem. My new uncle Victor is one of that last (I hope) living and breathing communists. He misses Stalin and loudly claims “Stalin would know how to handle the damned Chechnyans! We never had problems when he was alive!” . He is intelligent, competent, capable, and likable. However, Victor has two hobbies – drinking and not working. Fortunately, he is often able to combine his two hobbies into a single activity. He brags to me that he gets 50 days of vacation every year and that, as a rentgonologist (x-ray reader), his bosses can’t make him work more than 5 hours a day. This leaves considerable time for his hobbies. His ability to get by without working is his proudest accomplishment, and he still longs for “good old Stalin. He knew how to get things done!”

Turns out that Victor is not typical here – and people do get by.

Part of it is that some expenses are simply lower here. Local phone service is free, utilities are a fifth of the cost in the states, and medical insurance (but not drugs) is free to everyone. Some of the major things that Americans sweat over simply are not a problem.

When you hire a service like a taxi or a plumber, he makes the same lousy money that you do. I just hired a man to install a new water heater in this apartment. The installation will cost me 100 rubles - $3.15.

However, clothes, food and imported anything costs the same here as in the US, and even if your house, utilities and medical insurance were free, you would have a hard time making it on less than $400 a month.

Add in to the equation that the percentage of home ownership here in Prochlodney is at least as high as in Orange County – and if you only count those that actually own their own home as apposed to those who are purchasing with a mortgage, the percentage is astronomically higher. Remember that there are no mortgages. “Own” in Russia really means “Own”.

Turns out that in this part of rural Russia, people here have a tradition of getting by that has done them well for a long time.

First, home ownership. If you lived in an apartment or a home on a collective in 1992, you hit the home ownership lottery. The state deeded the apartments to the current residents and the homes on the collectives went to the members of the collective. They were usually lousy homes and apartments, but they were yours free and clear.

In this area, many people already owned homes. Larissa’s parents built their first home when she was a little girl. In this republic, you can’t own farm land, but you have always been able to own, buy, and sell the ground your home stands on.

The land itself was usually free. The local collective built houses on the edge of the farm toward the town. The land in the town was owned by the city. By some process no westerner will ever understand, you could (and still can) get the city to give you a building lot for free. The building lots in private hands are also damned cheap because you have to buy all land with cash and those free lots keep prices down.

People like Larissa’s parents and Era and Uri (her sister and brother in law), then build their own homes – cheap. The foundations are clay and concrete block – produced locally. Concrete blocks and oversized bricks are made with local materials by workers who get the usual lousy $200 month pay and cost about one cent apiece. Walls are built of brick or block and the ceiling is clay, cement, and lattice work. The blocks are denser and better looking than American concrete blocks. They have more of the look of bricks. The walls, as in all Russia are thick masonry.

To make a ceiling, you put up a latticework of cheap, poorly trimmed stringers. You then lay clay on top of them; add a layer of concrete, and then more clay. No expensive fiberglass insulation – just cheap and solid clay.

The 18’ thick outside walls and the underside of the ceiling are finished with a layer of troweled concrete (or plaster if you can afford it) and wallpaper. No sheathing, insulation, plastic vapor barrier, or wallboard. Just 18 inches of sold brick. Come the nuclear winter, or even the Russian winter, these walls will still be here.

Inside, the walls are one block or brick width of masonry.

Warm, safe, strong, and the only thing besides cockroaches likely to survive a nuclear war.

The roofs are fascinating. The older buildings in Prochlodney have red tile roofs just like southern California homes. They call the tiles “cherry pits” around here. However, the newer buildings have roofs that look like a dark grey version of that wavy plastic sheeting that we use for patio roofs. Uri showed me that they are actually a lightweight concrete and fiberglass cloth stuff. It comes in large sheets and one man can nail up a complete roof in an afternoon. They also skip the sheathing, insulation, vapor barrier and most of the framing on the roof and still get an almost immortal roof.

As you don’t have trucks with ready mix concrete available, walkways and patio areas are usually tiled in an Ottoman style – except that the fancy tiles are actually cheap concrete. Fancier home owners paint them in a pattern

Fences, gates, and the common gingerbread decorations are stainless steel. Goes up a lot faster than our wooden fences and costs a hell of a lot less. Russia owns most of the world’s nickel and stainless steel is cheaper than wood. Then they paint the fence, trim and gates a tasteful BRIGHT GREEN or BRIGHT BLUE. They don’t sell pastel paint here.

The point is, that there are a lot of cheaper ways to get the same functionality that we have without the expense. These are not American homes. Closets are nonexistent, the kitchens are generally so small they belong in a travel trailer, and this type of construction leaves you with exposed pipes running across your kitchen and bathroom walls. However, these are comfortable, warm, and attractive homes done for 10% of the American cost.

I realized how common this building is when I saw the neighborhood cement truck. It wasn’t one of those mobile mixers that we see in the states. It was a truck full of sacks of cement. The city provides aggregate and sand free to home builders, but you have to purchase the cement and mix it yourself. The trucks drive through the neighborhoods beeping their horns like the ice cream trucks of old. If you need cement that day, you wave them down and they unload what you need. What looks like a local self service car wash down the street is actually a steel shed full of concrete sacks handy for you.

Lots of things are just done smarter. You would have a hard time convincing anyone in this town that you needed a $40,000 SUV to get to the store in when there are new Ladas for less than $4000 and Volgas for less than $5000 – and Honda scooters if you can’t afford the Lada.

Food costs about the same as the states, but they eat differently. You can now purchase just about any convenience food in the supermarket. You can get frozen pizza, frozen pie, frozen vegetables and frozen strudel. Most Russians don’t get them. They cook. Like grandma did.

Meals run mostly to fish, potatoes, local vegetables, bread, and flour products. Meat is served at most meals, but not in the quantity or quality Americans are used too. Pancakes, Pushki (thick, greasy, delicious pancakes), Perogi (fried bread with meat or potatoes inside), Pelmini (a sort of boiled ravioli without tomato sauce), blintzes (mostly fried bread with meat or cheese and salt or sugar inside), potatoes, cabbage and bread-like products are the most common components of a meal. Add local vegetables, sour cream, greens that I refuse to describe, and beer and you have a meal.

It is a diabetic’s tasty nightmare. I have to get out of here before my mother in law commits murder by cooking.

Restaurants, though cheap, are a used rarely and the only convenience food that I have seen commonly in homes is frozen pelmini.

The usual decorative plant in the front yard in this area is a potato. Beans, corn, “greens”, and fruit trees also make attractive lawns. If you have a green yard, it is edible greens. One fellow here actually has grass in his front yard but no one can figure out why. I think that the neighbors are all waiting for the cow to show up. Some people here DO have cows and chickens in the back yard. One of my neighbors has a cow in a yard with too little grass to feed it, so the children walk the cow every afternoon, so that it can graze on roadside grass.

Of course, the urban apartment dweller can’t build his own apartment. However, he benefits from that lack of mortgages. In the U.S., the cost of a home is whatever you can barely afford to make payments on for the next 30 years. If interest rates go down, home prices go into the stratosphere. Here the price is limited to what a prosperous and prudent man can have under the mattress.

We just had dinner in one of the best apartments that I have seen in Russia. It was in beautiful condition. It had hardwood floors, decorative plaster ceilings, a modern western style kitchen, and a $10,000 price tag. Lesser apartments sell for $3000 or less. If you can’t buy, rents start at less than $50 a month.

During the bleak fall of 1992, when Russia was out of money and Moscow was out of food, the American press printed the Great Potato Story. They reported that the Russian government had announced that there were millions of potatoes in the fields without anyone to pick them. Since the city was facing a food shortage, the government would provide trains to take people out to the fields. Anyone could go, dig potatoes, keep all that they dug, and live on them through the winter. Most of the trains never left. No one showed up.

I can’t vouch for the truth of the story, but it certainly fits the attitudes of a lot of Russians that I met up north. One if my major worries about Russia has been the laziness and lack of initiative that Communism left behind.

Not here. These people would have dug all of the potatoes and then picked the weeds on the side of the fields to use in salads.

The rest of society also gets along. The lack of money shows, but not the way it did in postcolonial Africa. I have not been there, but all of the reports were that once the colonials left things just stopped working. The power plants broke down. The busses quit working, the river boats rusted. Not here. You see the results of lack of money here, but there are few disasters and overall, most things work as well as they can with the money they have.

For instance, the city has a lot of new Russian made 14 person minibuses. However, they also have virtually every bus every purchased in the last 50 years. The bus that we traveled to Nalchick on was the same bus Larissa used to go to college. The windshields are often cracked, the upholstery is gone, and the paint is chipped on all of these busses. However, I have not been on one that did not start well and run smooth, and they don’t seem to break down any more often than American busses. In fact, it must be comforting to know that you can take a bus to the train station, go away for 20 years, and then take the same bus from the train station that you took too it 20 years earlier.

The streets are a major safety feature of the city. Driving is done by men who consider it a competitive sport. Given a chance, they will do 120 kilometers and hour on a two lane street with a one bus in front of them and one coming in the approaching lane – and pass. Thank God, there is not enough money to keep the streets in repair. The constant two foot wide pot holes serve as cheap speed bumps and save many innocent lives.

However, they do work at that street repair. They use wooden wagons behind farm tractors along with the few small bobcats that they have been able to afford. I see road crews working every day and working at least as fast as a California highway worker.

Of course, stretching and doing only go so far. Remember what I said about this area having no water pressure. They need a new water tower.

I was explaining in my best patient pompous American way how to get some action from city hall. I pointed out that 20% of the cities residents lived in Premalka (this area of town – literally “area by the river Malka”). I suggested to Uri and Victor that they get the citizens together to petition the mayor for some money. Uri said “won’t work.” I said, “You have democracy now. Threaten the mayor with losing his job and maybe he will find the money.” Victor said patiently “won’t work”. Uri sighed and pointed to a house down the street. “That’s the mayor’s house. He doesn’t have water either.”

Russians, even the hardy ones down here, are a discouraged bunch. Depression is the national sport, and they have been practicing it since the time of the czars. They are certain that things will never get better in Russia. Everyone keeps saying that it will be 50 years before Russians have microwaves and supermarkets and clothes dryers. However, they are working here and I think that they will surprise themselves.

Until a few years ago houses in Prochlodney were built in a style that was used in America from 1740 to about 1870. People started by building a structure a little smaller than a typical one car garage. The structure held the kitchen and dining room. They then often moved into this tiny structure while they built the rest of the house in a separate building. The living rooms and bedrooms were a separate house with a covered breeze way in between. So when you walk the streets of Southern Russia, you see big house, tiny house, big house, tiny house.

This was done in the early days of America because of the danger of fire from cooking and the lack of fire departments. Larissa says that they did in Russia to keep the smell of cooking out of the house. I think that they did it because they all knew that someday their mother in law would move in.

In the last few years, the custom of two buildings has disappeared.

Aside from small towns, apartment buildings are everywhere. Most people live in them. The best are ones were built before 1920. The others come in dictator flavors. Every ruler had his idea of what the next million apartments should be. There are Stalin apartments, Khrushchev apartments, Gorbachev apartments and so on. People usually prefer the Stalin apartments because they have very high ceilings. Almost all of the apartments in Prochlodney are Khrushchev apartments. The odd thing is that no matter where you go over a 5000 mile range, all of the apartments built at the same time have the same floor plans. They were built as modules in factories approved by whatever ruler was in place then.

Americans would, however, go crazy over the zoning. Russians have never had enough buildings to be choosy about where you put things and still don’t have any sense about business placement. The police station in Tver was in a residential area in an old converted pre-revolutionary home. The best video store was down an alley. Sometimes you walk into a store front and find computers on the back wall, t-shirts on the left, and perfumes on the right. The best software store was in a converted garage behind an apartment building. Larissa’s dentist had his office in an unused room in the athletic center. The sounds of basketball and people splashing in the pool mixed with the sounds of the dental drill.

The most delightful placement that I saw was the “Sex Shop”. The store front sign was in English and there was another sign above it in Russian that I couldn’t read. I went in only, of course, for the purposes of cultural research – and found myself in a boutique.

A nicely dressed lady was selling upscale perfumes, scarves, jewelry, makeup, and similar items in the store. Seeing my obvious confusion, she gave me her best “Oh, God. Another pervert” stare and nodded to a sign low on the back wall. It was on the staircase to the basement

The sign read “Sex Shop”. Russian men must be a lot braver than American men.

They are starting to catch on. There is an area of Prochlodney called “Santa Barbara” where people are building only big and nice homes. The area the Leo is building his home in is now almost all big new homes. In the meantime, there is a recurrent feeling of non-reality when you look at the buildings and see that there is usually no “neighborhood”.

As an American, however, you would find some of the situations familiar.

In northern Russia, the population is almost totally White Russia with a very few African blacks left over from the cold war days.

Down here, the Russians are in enclaves that are almost totally Russian. They are surrounded by a majority Muslim population. Experienced residents can tell Muslim men from Russian due to their darker hair and eyes color. The traditional Muslim women wear worse clothes than their Russian counterparts and spend more time sweeping up the porch.

The Muslims in this area speak Carbadenian or Balkarian at home and Russian in public. Now that central authority has weakened, some of the schools are teaching in the ethnic languages rather than Russian. Larisa tells me that over 170 separate languages are spoken in the republics that comprise the new Russia. It sounds as frightening and confusing as Los Angeles schools.

There are lots of Asians here. I thought they were the leftovers of the Tartars that Stalin moved around, but it turns out that they are North Korean. They are famous for moving here and becoming onion farmers. It makes you wonder just how poor a country can be when it’s citizens immigrate to rural Russia for a better life.

That last group all over Russia is the Rom. Gypsies. They dress like the gypsies we see in the movies. Uri, my new cousin who works in the prison says that it is important to have the gypsies. After all, he says, who would do their traditional jobs of drug dealing, cheating, fortune telling, and stealing if the gypsies were not there.

By the way, gypsy women are UGLY. They don’t bathe much., their clothes usually need a good washing, and they have bad breath. They are not successful as prostitutes, because no one wants them. Forget any fantasies you may have had about them.

Back In The States

I am back in the States. Now that I have rested for a few days, I wanted to pass on some of the last things that I saw before I forget them.

I had to pay a bribe to leave Russia. When we got to the airport, everyone had to show papers to get in. The ranking policeman recognized that I was a strange American who probably had some money. He invited Larissa and I into a private office where he explained that I was not legal because of a technicality in my papers. I was legal and Larissa kept trying to explain that.

When the officer asked what time my plane left, the play was obvious. I was legal and could demand a hearing, but the airplane would be long gone by then. I suggested to Larissa that we apologize for our accidental error and ask if payment of a small fine would clear up the matter. I knew enough Russian to understand the answer “pyat stoh” – 500 rubles – about $14. I handed the nice man a 500 ruble note and it disappeared under a book on the desk in a gesture that would have made any magician proud. The nice officer smiled broadly as returned my passport and wished me a good trip – in English.

By the way, everyone pays bribes. The high patrolmen stand by the side of the road with wands that look like small barber poles, “fishing for rubles”.. If they think you are going to fast, or have to much money, they wave you over to the side and charge you 100 rubles for speeding or 50 rubles for not storing your jack properly, or 40 rubles for not having a good spare. I paid twice for my drivers.

To get on an airplane, you either purchase a ticket or bribe the stewardess. The two suicide women who blew up Russian airplanes last year got on the airplanes by bribing the stewardess’. You can purchase a bus ticket at the station, or wait about a block away for the driver to stop and pick up additional passengers at a real discount rate. When we took a bus to Nalchick, the nearest city, it filled up with ticketed passengers at the terminal. Two blocks from the terminal, the driver stopped and REALLY FILLED the bus with discount passengers. The bus was then crowded way beyond “standing room only”. More like “breathing room, with effort” only.

Even the teller at the bank where we paid some taxes demanded a 30 cent bribe (ten rubles) before she would stamp the receipt.

Russians see this as the biggest problem that they face in trying to build a modern economy, and they are right.

But it’s a great country.

2003 RUSSIA

Letters From Russia

These are excepts from letters written from Russia, by me. These are from the first trip that I took, shortly after I married my Russian wife.

March 20, 2003

Well, I am in Moscow. I would have phoned someone to let someone know that we are alright, but the concept of pay phone is strange here. You have to get tokens from the post office to use in the pay phones. No token, no phone call.

We are not in the original apartment. Larisa’s aunt arranged for us to use a vacant apartment next to hers, but it was not exactly vacant, It was more like abandoned with a couch/bed (divan in Russian) left behind. It was a disaster.

The apartment was typical for a communist era apartment. It had one large room walled tastefully with poorly patched plaster of various colors, a separate four foot wide kitchen with a broken two burner stove, and the pervasive smell of moldy furniture. As it had only one main room, there was, of course, only one electrical outlet. They must sell a LOT of extension cords in Russia.

We spent one day looking for a hotel before we gave up. I don’t know if it is because capitalism is new here in Russia, or if Russians have always been crooked, but we were conned (“Just pay us the money and THEN we let you see the room - don't worry it looks just like this picture that I showed you.”), lied to (“Oh, no, We couldn't have said $60 a day on the phone. The rooms here rent for $100.”), and disgusted (“You must understand, sir, that all Russian beds are that small, and peeling paint is considered quite fashionable this year.”)

I also found out that in a large Russian hotel, each floor is a separate hotel, with separate managers, reservations, and prices. If the hotel on the sixth floor doesn’t have what you want, you can try the separate but identical hotel on the seventh. Does everyone know how to say “wasteful overhead.”

The second day, we got a call from Larisa’s friend. Her parents live in a nice apartment (by Russian standards) in the middle of Moscow and they own a Dacha. They were willing to go their Dacha and let us use their apartment for $400 for two weeks. I feel rather strange about this, but we are living in someone else's apartment - using their dishes and towels and telephone. Apparently this is not an uncommon arrangement in Russia.

This apartment is small, but nice even by New York or Chicago standards. It has a washing machine in the bathroom, oak floors, a cable box that doesn’t work, and a telephone that only makes local calls, but it is very nice as the owner has done a lot of work on it.

My wife has been having a great time. After feeling helpless for so long in the states, she is now the organizer, interpreter and leader, and she loves it. She gets our cabs and leads us through metro stations with the confidence of a Moscow native. It is nice to see her feel confident.

I would have a tough time getting a cab here. Many people who have cars pick up people on the side of the road and sell them a ride. It is so common, the Larisa has never taken more than a minute or two to wave someone down. You stand in the street and hold your hand up and in a few seconds, a car will stop, and a stranger will offer you a ride – for a price. The costs are usually cheap. There is some sort of unwritten fare schedule that everyone seems to know. Our most expensive ride was from the old apartment in the suburbs to the new apartment in the center of Moscow. It cost $10 in a real, licensed cab. Still no meter, still a negotiated flat price, but a real cab. Problem for me is that EVERY ride has to be negotiated and my Russian is still pretty much limited to "Ya nee ponymyoo" (I don't understand).

Sadly, the old Moscow is almost gone. There are still thousands of communist era apartment blocks (HUGE, gray and badly built.), but we did our shopping

tonight in a Supermarket a block away (the Russians call it a "Supermarket"). When we stopped for a snack at a kiosk near the metro station we were offered our choice of the traditional Russian snacks - hot dog, chili dog, hamburger, cheeseburger, or pizza - washed down by those traditional Russian delights - Pepsi, Pepsi light, coke, coke light, or Mountain Dew.

The most common legacy of the communist era is in the faces of the people. I have seen a thousand Russians on the street and in the metro and have not seen one smile. Every single one looks like a man who has just been told his dog died.

A part of it is culture, but I suspect that part of it is simple reaction to reality. Today in the Metro, I sat across from a woman who appeared to be in her 70s. I realized that in the years since the 1930s she has seen turmoil, hunger, and war. She probably saw the last part of Stalin's reign, may have been here during the years that the Germans were at the gates of Moscow, and she has seen the years of food shortage in the 40's and again in the 70s. In 1989 she had to worry about freezing when the Russian government said that there was not enough heating oil to keep Moscow warm in worst part of the winter. Then she saw her pension made worthless by inflation and realized that she had been cheated out a lifetime of promises for security. It is no wonder that there was sadness in her wrinkled and worn face.

Perhaps she had a victory this morning in just the fact that she decided to get up one time and go on one more day.

However, the young people can make money - and a lot of it - and they are still just wearing expressions that are just as sad.

Not all Russians are as sour in private. Larisa’s uncle Slav reminds me of my father and uncles. He drinks too much and is a happy inebriate who tells broad jokes, proposes too many toasts and can even make jokes with a man with whom he shares not a word of language,

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march 26th

Hey, I made it all the way to the post office/internet station all by myself. Larisa and her mother are at a government office trying to get permission to bring a couple of Larisa's paintings back to the states and I am alone in Moscow.

I can get around alright, but I am going to starve to death. I can’t read a restaurant menu.

I learned the Russian word for “that”, “eto” and have been feeding myself with that one word, and a finger. The most common form of business here is a Kiosk. It is a glass prison on the sidewalk with a small window through which you shout your order to a surly clerk who throws your merchandise back through the same tiny window. I eat by pointing to food and saying “eto”. If I want two of them, I say “eto, eto” Russians have no sense of humor, but most eventually and grudgingly give me what I want.

I don't know what the Russian for "Pedestrian" is, but it must be the same word as "Target". In Russian, cars rule the road, and drivers drive without any attention to whether or not there is a person on the road. This is apparently because during socialism only important people had cars, and they did not care if the poor failed to get out of the way.

Larisa tells me that if a driver hits a pedestrian, they might sue the pedestrian for damage to their car. I thought she was kidding until some jackass actually nudged me with his bumper when I didn't get out of the way fast enough.

I have always resented those stupid movie scenes where our hero drives at high speed down sidewalks and side roads and through intersections scattering pedestrians left and right. My internal censor keeps saying "You cant do that". Guess what. That is how they drive every day in Moscow.

Lane spacing is also as free form as English spelling was before dictionaries. On the same street you have 2, 3 or 3.5 (half street, half curb) lanes over a few blocks. One of our drivers gestured to the surface of the street and told us that there used to be white lines on the pavement, but everyone was happy when they wore off because they got in the way of good, creative driving.

Our apartment in on a main street near downtown Moscow. Yesterday morning I had to jump back into the doorway, because someone had decided that the sidewalk was wide enough to drive on. Parking is also free form. People park on the left side, right side, or sidewalk. They park parallel or nose in or slanted or, in a few cases, in the middle of the street as the mood dictates.

I decided not to rent a car.

March 27^th 2003

We are in Tver. Leo and Marina came up to Moscow for two days and we returned to Moscow with them yesterday. We are returning to Moscow in a few hours. There is a commuter train from here to Moscow that costs about $1.50 for the two and a half-hour trip - or more accurately - WOULD cost $1.50 if they had not canceled 4 of the 8 scheduled trains. This means that the few trains still running are not at the times we need and will be standing room only. Russians will sell a ticket for train where you have to stand up for 3 hours - no problem. When Larisa asked the “nice woman” behind the counter if the trains were running, she said “I can’t be bothered with all this crap, look at the damned board!” No wonder they are all pissed off all of the time.

In a few hours we will be picked up by the driver that we hired and be taken on the three hour trip for 1000 rubles - about $30.00

Tver is very different from Moscow. Out here people claim that Russia plans to put a Russian Embassy in Moscow so that they will have embassies in all nearby foreign countries.

Prices are about half of Moscow prices, and we are staying in luxurious three room suite for $80 a night. It has a large bedroom, a dining room complete with luxury furniture, and a living room. I would have booked a smaller room, but in Moscow any room under $120 is a pigsty. I thought that we were taking a chance on even booking an 80-dollar hotel.

This is medium sized college town. It has a concert hall, movie theatre, library, and several universities, but it still looks like Tijuana. Leo says that the city is improving at an astonishing rate, but the pavements are still dirty and cracked and up close the buildings are in bad need of paint and plaster. Beautiful buildings but.... Apparently there was no money for maintenance during the last ten or fifteen years of communist rule, and the buildings show it.

The old "who gives a damn" attitude still rules most common Russians. They put a brand new entry door in Leo's apartment a few weeks ago. A few days later someone ripped up the padding on the inside of the door. It’s like a world populated by juvenile delinquents who never pick up after themselves.

Tver has central heat like Moscow. I learned how they regulate the utility usage. If your block uses too much hot water, the central station cuts you off without warning - for a few hours or days or a week. When we got up this morning, we found out why our luxury suite had very nice electric heaters in every room.

On the other hand, I treated Leo and Marina to breakfast in the hotel restaurant. We had several small cheese and ham sandwiches (Russians call it "butter bread"), sausage, Lox, some caviar on toast, tea, coffee, pastries - and a bill for $4.00

Same day – Evening in Moscow

It was worth the money for hotel and cab just for the ride through the countryside.

There are thousands of little houses beside the road. They are old, small and mostly falling down. It seems that Stalin's dream and promise was a house for every man. They built thousands and thousands of houses. Of course, the houses could not be very large (some are about 10 by 20 feet) and not everyone could have luxuries like plumbing and electricity, but after 90 years, many or even most, are still standing. The residents paint them bright green and put gingerbread molding and bright colored shutters on the windows. Going inside is like stepping into a time machine and getting out in 1910. Most of the walls are covered with Victorian wallpaper, there are wood or coal stoves in the middle of the floor, and the one that I was in had a pressed tin ceiling in the living room – last seen in here in 1918 Indiana.

Most have not been maintained for 90 years and are in terrible shape – some are missing parts of the roofs - but at one time the road to Tver must have looked like a Disney movie set.

But Russia changes. Behind the picturesque shacks, modern commuter suburbs are going up. Some homes are as nice as, or nicer than, anything in California. Over the 250 kilometers between Tver and Moscow, I counted at least 20 modern gas stations being built. We stopped for lunch and bathroom at a busy MacDonald’s. It seems that the age of the car is about to come into Russia.

March 28th Wednesday Night

Today I saw the other Moscow - or maybe the other Russia.

After I left the Internet office, I took a stroll down the main drag of downtown. It was like New York - not the New York that we have now - the New York before it turned into a dirty welfare town. Not every young woman wore short skirts. Some wore skirts with slits up to the waist. Some wore belts that doubled as skirts. A few spoilsports even wore slacks. High fashion, Mercedes, and money were everywhere. Stores with English signs and European products. Everywhere the hustle and bustle of money being made and spent. No parking on the sidewalk here - selling yes - parking no. These people are making as much in a day as Larisas's friends are making in a month - and spending it fast.

There are a lot of underground passages in Moscow. The downtown streets are at least 8 lanes wide and impossible to cross on the surface, so they have tunnels under the streets and between the Metro stations. A lot of tunnels. Every one is lined with mini-stores.

They close in a section of wall less than 5 feet deep and about 10 feet long with aluminum windows and a door with a selling window in it. They sell music, nylons, makeup, cigarettes, office supplies, perfumes, eyeglasses, beer, and clothing - from a space where the proprietor literally has to step outside to turn around. These are the people that are building the new homes on the road to Tver and driving to work in their new cars. I understand now why the rest of Russia feels that Moscow is a foreign place. I wonder how long the two Russias can coexist. There must be tremendous tension building up.

We had one of Larisas' old friends over for dinner tonight. She is a doctor working in a lab, and she makes $200 a month. Her husband is a computer engineer working at the Cosmos Hotel for about $350 a month. She is unhappy that her sister makes $1000 a month as a hairdresser. Even the nurses take tips for "special services" - like having your blood test ordered on time -and make more money that a doctor

We talked for quite a while about why doctors are paid so little and why she did not quit and find a job that makes more money. Comes down to two facts. Old communist jobs are paid nothing. That includes doctors because they are paid by the state. The other factor is that doctors don’t see a choice. One of the major remnants of communism is an attitude that nothing can get better and a firm belief that $200 a month for life is better than $1000 a month for as long as your job lasts. Leo says that there are people working in government paid positions for as little as $35 a month - while their neighbors buy BMWs. This can’t go on forever.

I can't wait to see if prosperity or despair wins the day. Today we are going to see more of Larisa's friends. She loves to see them, cries inconsolably when they part, and needs lots of ice cream to make her smile again. Thankfully, Baskin Robins has also invaded Russia. We have one a block from the apartment. Tonight the Russian Circus. We are leaving in two days and this is the first tourist thing that I will have seen.

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March 30, 2003

It is our last day in Moscow. Strangely, I will miss this place a little. Only a little.

Yesterday, I saw a fairy tale. A Russian version.

Nakita loves Nadia. Nadia loves Nakita, but will not marry him. Nadia is Leo's interpreter. She is 24 years old and cute. She works as an English Instructor for the college at $35 a month and works for Leo as an interpreter for $2 an hour. She was born, grew up in, and lives in Tver. Nakita is her boyfriend and my new partner in Russian Programming Connection.

Nakita is about 25, blondish, dressed in the latest fashions, sharp as Hell and Leo's best friend over the last two years. He works in Moscow programming Unix shells for Sun Microsystems, and he is a real go getter. I just spent two hours discussing business, religion, and philosophy with him. I can see why Leo likes him. He was born in, grew up in, and fled from Tver.

Nadia will not marry Nakita because her parents don’t think that he is proper man. Nadia's parents are of the old school. They worked for the state, believe in service to the state, expect nothing, got nothing. They are old Russian. They don't like people who want success and money and good jobs. They don’t like Nakita because he is ambitious and hard working. Nakita even has a cell phone. The 10 dollars a month that Nakita spends for the cell phone separates him from Nadias parents. Them in one world, him in the other.

Tomorrow he will ask Nadia to move to Moscow with him. I don’t think he has a prayer, but I hope for him. Nowhere have a seen a clearer example of the difference between old and new Russia. Can you imagine any American parent saying "You cannot marry that man! He wants to make a good living! He even wants to be successful!!!!" It is a Russian fairly tale. I can't wait to see how it ends.

I want to take some pictures of the old apartment buildings here. There is no other way that you will believe what they are like. Bill, my son in law, would love the wiring here. In the older buildings, the fuse boxes have no surface plates. When you open the outer box, the wires are all exposed - and the fuse boxes are at waist height and never locked. Sometimes they have no doors on the fuse boxes or no boxes on the fuse panel - and the wires are still exposed. They have 220 volt 60 cycle current running through wires exposed to the air.

It is nice that there is only one set of mains in each apartment staircase. They are in large cabinets in the hallway just inside the main door. The also have no surface plates, and are NEVER locked. Here we have 440 volt current waiting to entertain the children. Of course we add to that the octopus wiring at every outlet (ok, for a three room apartment "both outlets") and we have one of those old public service advertisements about bad wiring. I suppose that it is an effective Darwinian control mechanism.

It almost makes you nostalgic for government control.

After a while you can even almost get nostalgic for lawyers. Leo went to the bathroom at the circus a few months ago. As he entered the dark stall, his foot went into a foot deep hole with a pipe sticking up from the bottom. He was hurt rather badly. The lawyer, when he could find one, said something like "Well, you should watch where you are going - even in the dark." The hole in the floor is still there, still in the dark, and presumably still hurting people. No one can get rich by spilling McDonalds coffee on himself in this country. O.k. so you really can’t get nostalgic about lawyers, but almost.

I am looking forward to getting home. I want my car back, English speaking TV, my cable box, and real salad. They don’t eat lettuce in Russia. What they call a salad is anything like fish or beets or beans mixed with lots of mayonnaise. A salad bar is 14 kinds of unrecognizable stuff in mayonnaise.

Back Home.

Even though I am home now and can call on the phone, I wanted to get down on paper (at least electronic paper) my last thoughts on Moscow before I forget them.

It is a place much more cosmopolitan in some ways than it is here. Here in Lake Elsinore, there is no 24 hour drug store- the nearest one is in Temecula. Vons and Albertsons are back to closing at midnight - after that, you only have a few circle K's open. The most common sign I saw in Moscow was "24 YACA" - Meaning "24 hours". Many drug stores, all supermarkets, a small store on about every block, the casinos, and even a few Kiosks run 24 hours a day. Did I mention Casinos? Lots of them. Only slot machines, but a lot of them. In shops on the street corners, down town, in the train stations, lots of Slot Shops. No one seems to know that gambling is "morally reprehensible, breeds crime, and is a blight on society". So it isn’t.

On the other hand, you can’t buy packing tape or get a key made unless you know where to go. The supermarkets are better than they used to be, but the stores are very specialized. When we needed packing tape for a painting that Larisa bought, I could not find it anywhere. We finally borrowed a few feet of tape from our landlord, but I have no idea where he got it- by the way, plastic tape of all sorts is called "Scotch" in Russia - talk about the power of American Advertising.

I got a chance to chat with the driver who took us back to the airport. He was a man of about 30. I had been noticing that about a quarter of the billboards and other advertising were in the Latin alphabet - and many of them were in English. I asked him if most people could now read the Latin alphabet. He said, "Da" and read a few of the signs hat we passed. He said that many Russians are worried about the "Americanization of Russia." They think of all foreign products - even Sony and Pokemon - as "American". This has caused the usual division between old and young people. Old people still detest the western influence. Young people want to be western. You hear more American music than Russian and even rap is popular with the young. They buy magazines about American movie stars, American music, and Harleys. every news stand has copies of "Cosmopolitan" and "Playboy" and "BAM" dozens of other American magazines with the cover in English and the text inside in Russian.

It reminds of the Rock and Roll controversies when I was young. I was too tactful to mention that that was how we won the cold war. One of the most popular shows on Russian TV is about 3 Russian policeman stationed in Las Vegas and catching bad Russians doing nasty things there.

Maybe that is why the fanciest casino downtown is called "Super Slots" (ok, they spell it "Cynep Clotc" - but you pronounce it "Super Slots")

Russian TV is pretty good - if you speak Russian. 7 channels in Moscow without cable. Unfortunately not a single caption or any programming in English. What the Russians do is up to American standards of TV production, but about 1/3 or all programming is from the US - mostly our old cop shows. The Russian idea of dubbing is to turn down the sound on the original tape (but leave the sound there) and a couple of Russian speakers speak over the English during the show. I even saw one program where one Russian speaker spoke all of the parts. Larisa believes that sooner or later everyone will understand English from subliminal learning - because so much of their TV is simultaneous English/Russian and you can almost make out the English in the background.

I did see one news program that I think I understood in spite of no translations. A news program showed a gasoline pipeline that ran through an large open field or park that we had passed a few days before. With good old Russian engineering principles, they had not buried the pipe. It was suspended on rusted supports about 3 feet off of the ground. The segment began with a pan of the pipe and then focused on a leaking joint. The picture then panned back to show two Russian women with jars, pails, and buckets collecting the leaking gasoline. Then it panned back further to show that the women had set up a very professional gas price sign next to the road.

They interviewed several people who were walking past or purchasing gas. I could not understand the Russian, but it was obvious that they were asking people if it was wrong to sell or buy stolen gas, and the people were all shrugging their shoulders and looking confused. The last segment was an interview that I could not understand with an official at the police department. He looked both confused and concerned, but I will never know what happened to the nice old resourceful ladies

Good old rugged capitalism and communist "ethics" seem to work well together in Russia. Still good to be home. I actually drove to the store today surrounded by drivers who drove only on the road, avoided the sidewalks, and drove mostly between these wonderful white lines that they have on American roads.